Showing posts with label Cats. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Cats. Show all posts

Saturday, May 21, 2011

Saturday Space News!

Another Saturday with a couple more news stories! I hope you all are having a great weekend. We're having our 'horse party' for the Preakness race here in Maryland today. So it's a good day to relax, sip on something cool, and enjoy the Universe. And once again, it appears the Rapture has disappointed.

So in astronomy news this past week, there are a couple of stories of interest:

First up, NASA set the launch date for the final space shuttle flight. Space Shuttle Atlantis is targeted to lift off on July 8 around 11:40 AM EDT from Kennedy Space Center in Florida. The shuttle will take four veteran astronauts to deliver supplies and spare parts to the International Space Station. It will also deliver experimental equipment to test robotically refuel and service satellites in space. Given the shuttles recent history, this launch date can be expected to be delayed.

Illustration showing that dark energy (represented by purple grid) is a smooth, uniform force that now dominates over the effects of gravity (green grid). (Credit: NASA/JPL-Caltech)

Next, Astronomers now have a better understanding of Dark Energy and Gravity. A survey of 200,000 galaxies confirms that dark energy is driving the Universe apart at accelerating speeds. The survey, GALEX, used data from NASA’s space-based Galaxy Evolution Explorer and the Anglo-Australian Telescope on Siding Spring Mountain in Australia. The force is seen to be constant and uniform across the Universe. Dark energy is thought to dominate the Universe, making up about 74 percent of it, though what drives and the actual nature of dark energy is still poorly understood. (Additional source)

Astronomers have discovered a new class of planet. The 10 discovered planets are all free-floating, not orbiting a star, and about the size of Jupiter. These 'orphan planets' are about 10,000 to 20,000 light-years from Earth and indicate that a wide-range of these planets exist, perhaps more common than stars. There are expected to be hundreds of billions in the Milky Way, ranging across all sizes, including Earth-sized ones. The ones detected are at the limit of current technology, the smallest possible objects they could detect, using gravitational lensing techniques. The planets initially form around stars, and become orphaned due to gravitational interactions with other planets that force them out of the system. Smaller planets would be easier to influence, making it likely that small planets are more numerous in interstellar space then these large ones. It is even possible that our solar system has lost a planet or two due to this process. A lost brother out in space, as it were.

Voyager 2 (Credit: NASA)

Not really news, but still pretty awesome. You can follow the Voyager 2 space probe on Twitter. It provides real time updates of the probe and its sister, Voyager 1, of their distance from the Earth, chronicling their journey into interstellar space. (As of their last update, Voyager 2 is 13 hrs 08 mins 50 secs of light-travel time from Earth and Voyager 1 is 16 hrs 06 mins 58 secs)

And this one isn't even really astronomy related, but my friend Leroy, who I've mentioned before, is going on a cross country adventure. He is chronicling his adventure in blog format, and although he hasn't posted anything yet, it should be work checking out: The Life and Times of a Modern Day Gypsy.

Bella, wishing her the best.
In a bit of sad personal news, our cat Bella is in the animal hospital. She's been having a rough last couple of days. She's about 14 years old, don't really remember for sure, so shes lived a pretty long life. It's just pretty sad that we might be losing my favorite cat in the next day or two. Maybe she will pull through, but the amount of health complications she's having doesn't make me optimistic. At least I got her to purr for me before they took her to the vet, if that was the last time I get to see her.


Friday, April 1, 2011

ALIEN LIFE FOUND!

Everything about life as we know it has been turned on its head! It turns out there has been a group of aliens living among us throughout the entirety of human civilization. They have lived hidden and infiltrated almost every level of society. Secretly gathering information for their alien masters. Who are these alien creatures?

CATS!!!


After the genetic code for cats was completely mapped, scientists began to notice huge anomalies. This genetic code has some fundamental differences from normal Earth DNA. DNA is thought to be made up of only four base pairs, cytosine, adenine, thymine, and guanine. Cats have a fifth base pair, dubbed nomonine, thought to influence cat behavior, it replaces guanine in the feline genetic structure, dubbed C.A.T.NOM.

Some scientists have long suspected cats as being alien life forms, as their behavior is strange for most mammal species here on Earth. Some of the behaviors scientists point to are:

-Climbing trees: It is believed that the alien home planet is very forested and the trees help relieve the alien cats of their homesickness.

-Tempers and mood changes: The despicable aliens are prone to raging tempers and mood changes, unlike humans. One minute they are sleeping in your lap, the next they are hissing at you. This may be caused by unnoticeable changes in atmosphere, or commands from their home base.

-Authority: The aliens may believe they are in jeopardy when confronting figures of authority. This also goes back to the temper issue. But more often, their best course of action is to completely ignore the authority figure.

-Litter box: Aliens refuse to embarrass themselves with human toilets and use primitive methods such as the traditional litter box. Privacy is also a concern, so they won't just go anywhere.

-Sleeping in odd places: The kitchen sink and other hard, cold surfaces remind the aliens of their sleeping quarters aboard the mother ship. Sleeping on people is also a sign of superiority and conquest.

-Leaving 'presents': Often a human will mistake an alien's intention when it leaves the remains of its hunt on the human's doorstep. This should serve as a warning, it is not a 'present,' these aliens can be homicidal if provoked. Your best course of action is to give the alien some form of treat.

Please treat these alien invaders as you always have, we do not want them to be alarmed. There is no indication that they have a full grasp of our language yet. Interceptions of alien messages have shown to be full of poor spelling and grammar in regards to Earth languages. Astrobiologist will take this time to continue to study the alien species without provocation.

The worse case scenario if the cats become alerted is that tigers will go on a murderous rampage. At this current time, there is no known way to prevent a tiger assault. A tiger is capable of killing 12 out of 10 people and results in 30 million deaths world-wide every year.
P.S. April Fools!